Sunday, February 28, 2010

Differences in Dating

In straight Provo:
  • Introduction--You meet someone from your ward or through a friend
  • First date-- Double-date picnic on temple grounds
  • Topics of Interest-- Weird professors. Annoying roommates. Taylor Swift.
  • Doorstep scene-- Maybe a kiss... if you're lucky
  • Second date-- Just about equivalent to a marriage proposal
In gay Provo:
  • Introduction-- You meet someone through Connexion or Craigslist
  • First date-- Dinner, then sex. Shower together. Then sex again.
  • Topics of Interest-- Coming out story. Feelings on the Church. "John? OMG I dated him too..."
  • Doorstep scene-- Take him home the next morning
  • Second date-- A second date? What's that?

3 comments:

  1. Wow. Not to be cliche but this is SO TRUE! Right?

    I mean its exaggerated but also what happens a lot I think. Makes me want to disperse chastity belts, cause the alternative would be self control and well.....

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  2. http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/2010/03/marie_osmonds_poor_gay_son_kil.php

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  3. Not everyone has sex on the first date like you. And you cant take people home you dont have a car.

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